Chris left today to go to PR

Chris left today to go to Puerto Rico for five days of "wild cavorting" with her girlfriend Gloria, who lives in San Juan. It's the perfect time of the year - in the 80's and sunny!

Driven by guilt for abandoning me, Chris has tried to plan for every eventuality. She has filled the refrigerator with cut-up salads and "healthy" sandwich makings. Friends have joined in with invitations for dinner and movies so I won't get too lonely. What they don't realize is I already have plans for the time; plans to carouse as only a temporary bachelor can. These plans have been honed over many years of experience. I look forward to these all too brief interludes on my own to catch up with things I haven't been able to do while on the daily treadmill.

Day 1

• Read newspaper; do crossword
  
• don't exercise;
  
• eat a single English Muffin for breakfast;
  
• watch stock market (not fun!);
  
• read book ;
  
• buy a toy (I deserve it);
  
• have pizza for lunch;
  
• have lots of Chicken wings for supper;
  
• watch TV

Day 2

• Read newspaper do crossword;
  
• exercise (make sure there's a witness);
  
• go out for breakfast,
  
• watch stock market (still not much fun);
  
• read book;
  
• have a cheeseburger and fries for Lunch;
  
• buy another toy;
  
• have Chinese food delivered for dinner (spare ribs!);
  
• play cards

Day 3

• Sleep late;
  
• read newspaper; do WSJ crossword puzzle (Times is too tough on Friday
  
• don't exercise (too tired after card game);
  
• eat an english muffin for breakfast (restraint is good, don't want to overdo it!);
  
• watch stock market (still not much fun);
  
• read a good book (no more mysteries);
  
• have a sandwich for lunch;
  
• buy a toy;
  
• have pizza for dinner;
  
• watch TV

Day 4

This is the most problematic day because the cleaning woman is here so I have to make sure I'm out of the house for most of the day.

• Read newspaper at diner with breakfast
  
• do Sunday Times Crossword
  
• don't exercise (it's the Jewish sabbath!).
  
• go to Barnes & Noble to buy books
  
• have a sandwich for lunch at Starbucks
  
• go home to read a book
  
• send out for chicken for dinner
  
• watch TV

Day 5

• Read newspaper
  
• Eat an english muffin for breakfast
  
• don't exercise (it's the Christian sabbath)
  
• Watch Sunday news shows
  
• Don't pick up Chris at the airport - too busy!

Day 6 (Chris is home)

• Read newspaper
  
• Exercise
  
• Eat cereal for breakfast
  
• see new exhibit at Metropolitan Museum
  
• share a 1/2 a sandwich for lunch
  
• Meet people to set up My Own Book Fund school visit
  
• go shopping to refill refrigerator with healthy food
  
• Salad for dinner at home before theater.
  
• Roundabout Theater
  
• Cocktails at the Algonquin

As you can see, I need these all to brief interludes of "bachelorhood" to put some excitement in my life. I love Chris dearly but she never wants to do anything!