Chris left today to go to Puerto Rico for five days of "wild cavorting" with her girlfriend Gloria, who lives in San Juan. It's the perfect time of the year - in the 80's and sunny!
Driven by guilt for abandoning me, Chris has tried to plan for every eventuality. She has filled the refrigerator with cut-up salads and "healthy" sandwich makings. Friends have joined in with invitations for dinner and movies so I won't get too lonely. What they don't realize is I already have plans for the time; plans to carouse as only a temporary bachelor can. These plans have been honed over many years of experience. I look forward to these all too brief interludes on my own to catch up with things I haven't been able to do while on the daily treadmill.
Day 1
- Read newspaper; do crossword
- don't exercise;
- eat a single English Muffin for breakfast;
- watch stock market (not fun!);
- read book ;
- buy a toy (I deserve it);
- have pizza for lunch;
- have lots of Chicken wings for supper;
- watch TV
Day 2
- Read newspaper do crossword;
- exercise (make sure there's a witness);
- go out for breakfast,
- watch stock market (still not much fun);
- read book;
- have a cheeseburger and fries for Lunch;
- buy another toy;
- have Chinese food delivered for dinner (spare ribs!);
- play cards
Day 3
- Sleep late;
- read newspaper; do WSJ crossword puzzle (Times is too tough on Friday
- don't exercise (too tired after card game);
- eat an english muffin for breakfast (restraint is good, don't want to overdo it!);
- watch stock market (still not much fun);
- read a good book (no more mysteries);
- have a sandwich for lunch;
- buy a toy;
- have pizza for dinner;
- watch TV
Day 4
This is the most problematic day because the cleaning woman is here so I have to make sure I'm out of the house for most of the day.
- Read newspaper at diner with breakfast
- do Sunday Times Crossword
- don't exercise (it's the Jewish sabbath!).
- go to Barnes & Noble to buy books
- have a sandwich for lunch at Starbucks
- go home to read a book
- send out for chicken for dinner
- watch TV
Day 5
- Read newspaper
- Eat an english muffin for breakfast
- don't exercise (it's the Christian sabbath)
- Watch Sunday news shows
- Don't pick up Chris at the airport - too busy!
Day 6 (Chris is home)
- Read newspaper
- Exercise
- Eat cereal for breakfast
- see new exhibit at Metropolitan Museum
- share a 1/2 a sandwich for lunch
- Meet people to set up My Own Book Fund school visit
- go shopping to refill refrigerator with healthy food
- Salad for dinner at home before theater.
- Roundabout Theater
- Cocktails at the Algonquin
As you can see, I need these all to brief interludes of "bachelorhood" to put some excitement in my life. I love Chris dearly but she never wants to do anything!